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Wannapla17
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1. Some people get a little self-destructive during the holidays, but I'm not even allowed to wear shoelaces at this time of year. 2. My dad thinks he's cool because he can start the car from inside the house. He basically needs to get the f#%k over himself. 3. I am really afraid the universe is just an insane accident that was never meant to go this far and that I'm almost out of Crazy Bread. 4. My dad's TV only gets public television. Searching the house for guns. 5. Dear God: Please make everyone as self conscious & shame filled about their mouth noises as I am. 6. If you're already drunk and making toast, good luck figuring out if you're having a stroke. 7. Rick Perry thinks making soldiers serve beside gay ppl violates their Christian beliefs. While they're shooting people. 8. Every minute of my life is a countdown to when I'll eat next. 9. I’ve been on this Twitter thing forever. Still haven’t gotten a check. Anyone else? No? Damn.. 10. Twitter - Where stalkers are called followers, opinions are called replies and your life is called your timeline. 11. Never trust people who write "I never forward these, but this one's too good not to share" on chain emails. They're already lying to you. Hope ya had a good laugh. Got any better ones? Share them
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